Survivor: Donkey Poker Round 9

So let's evaluate the glory of this week's multi-entry MTT in the latest edition of Donkey Island...

**One entry got set-over-setted in a stupid cooler with Hoy and Miami Don = 66 is NOT goot on a A96r flop vs. AQ and AA, go figure. Le Sigh.

**Another entry runs JJ into KK, and then 44 into A8 for 8BB and loses the flip.

**The third one hangs out for a while, then NYRambler decides to raise/jam KQ from the button when I repop him with a JackAce. - Two queens on the board, so he crushes all my range anyway. My short stack jams K7s into Ax from the button and hits the flop but gets four flushed anyway... :(

**So I'm down to one entry when we're still at three tables and I'm flailing around. Hoy openlimps/calls in EP when I raise him in position with JJ and checks a nine-high flop HU. I jam a little over pot, not expecting to be good but hoping to get there. He takes his time calling with AA and I spike the river. I'm so skilled.

Don't worry, I got paid back. I end up with all-in pre with KK against Rambler's JJ and a J falls on the river, then on the money bubble, I'm BvB with Kat and jam 77 into her K7s. She flops a flush. GG me 10 of 73 entries. No mobneys at all for $22.

Jamyhawk gets voted off. This shit is getting real and whatnot. Seven players left.
How all of Team Donkey is getting smoked is freaking beyond me.

Plus, I have no idea how to figure out these MET stats past the cash places.
I jury-rigged it last time - so this stats page is not the word of God, peoples. I try.

More TK tomorrow, including:

-Gee, your job disappeared! WTF are you going to do now? (I sort of know. Sort of.)

-How I got angleshot at a free bar poker tournament.(Srsly? Douchebags.)

-Is Heff putting out another superbounty Wednesday? (Probably. Is $40 paying my mortgage? Not.)