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You know, I'd like to be as cool as these three guys, and show off an MTT win, but

- I only play 30-40 a month, so good luck beating variance with such a small sample size
- I tend to be an impatient muppet at anything over two tables, and
- it's really hard when type of stuff happens to you

Full Tilt Poker Game #20513768833: $4,000 Guarantee (157480113), Table 13 - 300/600 - Pot Limit Omaha H/L - 2:19:42 ET - 2010/05/02
Seat 1: Stargazer0420 (41,028)
Seat 2: lil_tinky (12,951)
Seat 3: Str8 No Chaser1 (28,023)
Seat 4: velvet4u (66,847)
Seat 5: scag02 (26,430)
Seat 6: heffmike (16,745)
Seat 7: TxJack1959 (4,454), is sitting out
Seat 8: bwcoates (19,549), is sitting out
Seat 9: feefifofum (40,147)
bwcoates posts the small blind of 300
feefifofum posts the big blind of 600
The button is in seat #7
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to heffmike [6c Ac 4h Ad]
AliQOD (Observer): meh
Stargazer0420 folds
lil_tinky folds
Str8 No Chaser1 folds
velvet4u raises to 2,100
scag02 folds
heffmike raises to 7,200
TxJack1959 folds
bwcoates folds
feefifofum folds
velvet4u raises to 22,500
heffmike calls 9,545, and is all in
velvet4u shows [Ts 2s Th Jd]
heffmike shows [6c Ac 4h Ad]
Uncalled bet of 5,755 returned to velvet4u
*** FLOP *** [9s Ks Qs]
*** TURN *** [9s Ks Qs] [4d]
*** RIVER *** [9s Ks Qs 4d] [5c]
velvet4u shows a flush, King high, for high
heffmike shows a pair of Aces, for high
velvet4u wins the pot (34,390) with a flush, King high
No low hand qualified
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 34,390 | Rake 0
Board: [9s Ks Qs 4d 5c]
Seat 1: Stargazer0420 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: lil_tinky didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: Str8 No Chaser1 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: velvet4u showed [Ts 2s Th Jd] and won (34,390) with HI: a flush, King high
Seat 5: scag02 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: heffmike showed [6c Ac 4h Ad] and lost with HI: a pair of Aces
Seat 7: TxJack1959 (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 8: bwcoates (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 9: feefifofum (big blind) folded before the Flop

I saw villain play every hand earlier in the tourney, so I knew he didn't have a damn thing.
He basically snap fourbet with JTT2 and no fold equity in a hi-low game with a one-way hand.
-90% ROI lifetime, by the way.
Yeah, well, that'll happen.

Had another one in the Stars 70K when a guy 3x opened in the cutoff, I jammed 20BB from the big blind with AQs, and he snapcalled off almost his entire stack with A3o. KK3 flop, fun times for me. How he manages to make four figures a month, I have no idea...

Twice I managed to finish 27 of 27 in a three-table SnG.

First time, I check/called all in when I decided to let a Euro bluff into my sevens on a K95 4 T board... and I got shown T5, a T5 he called a flop checkraise with... nice read me, lol.

Second time, after jamming a river which gave me Broadway, and villain a rivered boat, for over half my stack, I only had 560 chips left at 10/20. So, next hand when MP and the button limped, I figured why not jam 99 (lol 25BB preflop jam) and let them monkey call me with whatever.

Instead, they both reshoved. MP open limped AKo, button overlimped JJ, I do not spike.

These are the times I really wonder if I'm completely doing this wrong - if I should be a little muppet that openlimps a ton and waits to tarp everyone like a nit - or maybe flings poo like a monkey at everyone and calls off/jams with crap trying to spike instead.

At least it was not a disaster of a night - I cashed just enough to take a small loss for the session.

Yay me. goheffgo.