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Thursday, February 4, 2010

obv, rigged. obv.

So I "played" the Mookie.

In quotes because, after playing a fairly smart game for 2 1/2 hours, I decided to just start flinging poo around 12:30 and just see what happened.

It got really ugly five handed.

Full Tilt Poker Game #18165961870: The Mookie (135782084), Table 3 - 400/800 Ante 100 - No Limit Hold'em - 0:34:57 ET - 2010/02/04
Seat 1: heffmike (10,270)
Seat 2: madbrooklyn (7,970)
Seat 6: lucko21 (22,778)
Seat 7: NYRambler (17,349)
Seat 8: hoyazo (13,633)
heffmike antes 100
madbrooklyn antes 100
lucko21 antes 100
NYRambler antes 100
hoyazo antes 100
heffmike posts the small blind of 400
madbrooklyn posts the big blind of 800
The button is in seat #9
NYRambler: gg edgie
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to heffmike [3d Js]
madbrooklyn: gg
lucko21: gg
lucko21 folds
NYRambler folds
hoyazo folds
Joanne1111 (Observer): gg edgie
heffmike raises to 10,170, and is all in
edgie212 (Observer): gg, bad beat
madbrooklyn calls 7,070, and is all in
heffmike shows [3d Js]
madbrooklyn shows [9s 9d]
Uncalled bet of 2,300 returned to heffmike
*** FLOP *** [Qs 6d Td]
*** TURN *** [Qs 6d Td] [Jc] BINK #1
*** RIVER *** [Qs 6d Td Jc] [7s]
heffmike shows a pair of Jacks
madbrooklyn shows a pair of Nines
heffmike wins the pot (16,240) with a pair of Jacks
heffmike: gg
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 16,240 | Rake 0
Board: [Qs 6d Td Jc 7s]
Seat 1: heffmike (small blind) showed [3d Js] and won (16,240) with a pair of Jacks
Seat 2: madbrooklyn (big blind) showed [9s 9d] and lost with a pair of Nines
Seat 6: lucko21 folded before the Flop
Seat 7: NYRambler folded before the Flop
Seat 8: hoyazo folded before the Flop


Full Tilt Poker Game #18165996950: The Mookie (135782084), Table 3 - 400/800 Ante 100 - No Limit Hold'em - 0:36:54 ET - 2010/02/04
Seat 1: heffmike (16,390)
Seat 6: lucko21 (24,678)
Seat 7: NYRambler (18,999)
Seat 8: hoyazo (11,933)
heffmike antes 100
lucko21 antes 100
NYRambler antes 100
hoyazo antes 100
heffmike posts the small blind of 400
lucko21 posts the big blind of 800
The button is in seat #8
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to heffmike [Ah Jd]
NYRambler folds
hoyazo raises to 2,400
heffmike raises to 16,290, and is all in
lucko21 folds
hoyazo calls 9,433, and is all in
heffmike shows [Ah Jd]
hoyazo shows [Kd Kc]
Uncalled bet of 4,457 returned to heffmike
*** FLOP *** [2d Qs Ts]
*** TURN *** [2d Qs Ts] [Kh] (BINK #2)
*** RIVER *** [2d Qs Ts Kh] [8d]
heffmike shows a straight, Ace high
hoyazo shows three of a kind, Kings
heffmike wins the pot (24,866) with a straight, Ace high
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 24,866 | Rake 0
Board: [2d Qs Ts Kh 8d]
Seat 1: heffmike (small blind) showed [Ah Jd] and won (24,866) with a straight, Ace high
Seat 6: lucko21 (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 7: NYRambler folded before the Flop
Seat 8: hoyazo (button) showed [Kd Kc] and lost with three of a kind, Kings


Full Tilt Poker Game #18166040761: The Mookie (135782084), Table 3 - 400/800 Ante 100 - No Limit Hold'em - 0:39:21 ET - 2010/02/04
Seat 1: heffmike (27,073)
Seat 6: lucko21 (24,578)
Seat 7: NYRambler (20,349)
heffmike antes 100
lucko21 antes 100
NYRambler antes 100
heffmike posts the small blind of 400
lucko21 posts the big blind of 800
The button is in seat #7
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to heffmike [As Ts]
ck31 (Observer): who is this rucko guy, and how did he get resurrected? secret temple with the japanese dude?
lucko21: how r u folding on those flops?
NYRambler raises to 2,200
lucko21: sigh
pvanharibo (Observer): the spring was clean that day
heffmike raises to 26,973, and is all in
lucko21 calls 23,678, and is all in
ck31 (Observer): ahhhhh, yes
NYRambler has 15 seconds left to act
NYRambler folds
heffmike shows [As Ts]
lucko21 shows [Kh Ah]
heffmike: $%$!e.
Uncalled bet of 2,495 returned to heffmike
*** FLOP *** [9s 2s Td] (BINK #3)
*** TURN *** [9s 2s Td] [6c]
lucko21: sigh
*** RIVER *** [9s 2s Td 6c] [2d]
heffmike: oope
heffmike shows two pair, Tens and Twos
lucko21 shows a pair of Twos
heffmike wins the pot (51,456) with two pair, Tens and Twos
pvanharibo (Observer): wow
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 51,456 | Rake 0
Board: [9s 2s Td 6c 2d]
Seat 1: heffmike (small blind) showed [As Ts] and won (51,456) with two pair, Tens and Twos
Seat 6: lucko21 (big blind) showed [Kh Ah] and lost with a pair of Twos
Seat 7: NYRambler (button) folded before the Flop

Maybe I need to quit picking on the short stack in these spots. Or not :-)

After that I obviously shot my wad and couldn't make the worst hand hold anymore.
I shouldn't really ever blow a 3-1 chip lead HU, but it happens.
Honestly, I figured that the RNG would keep hooking me up....

Full Tilt Poker Game #18166057577: The Mookie (135782084), Table 3 - 400/800 Ante 100 - No Limit Hold'em - 0:40:19 ET - 2010/02/04
Seat 1: heffmike (55,351)
Seat 7: NYRambler (16,649)
heffmike antes 100
NYRambler antes 100
heffmike posts the small blind of 400
NYRambler posts the big blind of 800
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to heffmike [Qs Ks]
heffmike raises to 55,251, and is all in
NYRambler calls 15,749, and is all in
heffmike shows [Qs Ks]
NYRambler shows [5c As]
Uncalled bet of 38,702 returned to heffmike
*** FLOP *** [9d Qd 3c] (BINK #4)
*** TURN *** [9d Qd 3c] [Ah] (ok, maybe not)
*** RIVER *** [9d Qd 3c Ah] [Ac]
heffmike shows two pair, Aces and Queens
NYRambler shows three of a kind, Aces
NYRambler wins the pot (33,298) with three of a kind, Aces
NYRambler: lol
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 33,298 | Rake 0
Board: [9d Qd 3c Ah Ac]
Seat 1: heffmike (small blind) showed [Qs Ks] and lost with two pair, Aces and Queens
Seat 7: NYRambler (big blind) showed [5c As] and won (33,298) with three of a kind, Aces


Full Tilt Poker Game #18166164592: The Mookie (135782084), Table 3 - 500/1000 Ante 125 - No Limit Hold'em - 0:46:20 ET - 2010/02/04
Seat 1: heffmike (26,727)
Seat 7: NYRambler (45,273)
heffmike antes 125
NYRambler antes 125
heffmike posts the small blind of 500
NYRambler posts the big blind of 1,000
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to heffmike [9s 6s]
heffmike calls 500
NYRambler raises to 3,000
heffmike calls 2,000
*** FLOP *** [2s 2c 5s]
NYRambler bets 4,000
heffmike calls 4,000
*** TURN *** [2s 2c 5s] [9c]
NYRambler checks
heffmike bets 14,250
NYRambler raises to 28,500
heffmike calls 5,352, and is all in
NYRambler shows [Ac Kc]
heffmike shows [9s 6s]
ck31 (Observer): cruuuuuuuuuuuuuubs
Uncalled bet of 8,898 returned to NYRambler
*** RIVER *** [2s 2c 5s 9c] [7c] (oh come on, how does 96s not hold!)
NYRambler shows a flush, Ace high
heffmike shows two pair, Nines and Twos
NYRambler wins the pot (53,454) with a flush, Ace high
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 53,454 | Rake 0
Board: [2s 2c 5s 9c 7c]
Seat 1: heffmike (small blind) showed [9s 6s] and lost with two pair, Nines and Twos
Seat 7: NYRambler (big blind) showed [Ac Kc] and won (53,454) with a flush, Ace high

So that's a second, no Mookie win #5. BOOOOOOOOO.

Although that one would have HAD to come with an asterisk.

4 comments:

lucko said...

You lost to Rambler, for shame, for shame.

SirFWALGMan said...

*BINK* You suck.

Heffmike said...

Dude, I don't hear from you in weeks, you've got your own drama - and that's the best you can do?

Obv I need to comment on your blog.

lightning36 said...

I think you've discovered the secret of the Mookie, grasshopper ...