well that was a waste of time.

41 of 50. I have no skillz, obv.

Just to make it clear, I HATEHATEHATE hatehatehate HATEHATEHATE hatehatehate HATEHATEHATE hatehatehate HATEHATEHATE hatehatehate HATEHATEHATE hatehatehate HATEHATEHATE hatehatehate HATEHATEHATE hatehatehate Stud high.

At least I could watch QueensUp, since we started at the same table. I won my first couple of hands when split kings improved to trips, and then a flush to get up to 3500 in the first ten minutes. And then the bottom just fell out.

Everytime I raise on third with just an up card, I get callers and have to fold.
When I actually have a hand, I get no action, or I get called down, improve, and still lose.

Let's see, start with AAx, make aces up and watch someone river a straight with multiple dead cards out.
run KKx, making kings up, into weirdly slowplayed rolled up 9s (doubtful, since they check called down every street before donking seventh) or rivered trip 9s
QQx runs into trip 4s... you get the picture.

Oh, I played silly too. Checked trip fours twice and let someone runner runner me for Kings full.

Actually, what really tilted me more than my bad slowplay is that they bet/called sixth and check/called seventh with Kings full... I guess I could have had quads or something?

Finally dunzo here. Yeah aces are dead, but the one time I could actually hit aces up and win, I don't.

Full Tilt Poker Game #11443313434: Blogger Skillz Game (80235241), Table 3 - 150/300 Ante 25 - Limit Stud Hi - 22:55:36 ET - 2009/03/31
Seat 2: drome (2,482)
Seat 3: cracknKK (5,982)
Seat 4: heffmike (736)
Seat 5: pvanharibo (2,921)
Seat 6: lightning36 (11,225)
Seat 7: cemfredmd (1,823)
Seat 8: columbo (1,373)
drome antes 25
cracknKK antes 25
heffmike antes 25
pvanharibo antes 25
lightning36 antes 25
cemfredmd antes 25
columbo antes 25
*** 3RD STREET ***
Dealt to drome [Ks]
Dealt to cracknKK [8h]
Dealt to heffmike [Ah As] [2s]
Dealt to pvanharibo [Ac]
Dealt to lightning36 [8s]
Dealt to cemfredmd [3s]
Dealt to columbo [Ad]
heffmike is low with [2s]
heffmike brings in for 50
pvanharibo folds
lightning36: Had three aces in the hole ...
lightning36 calls 50
cemfredmd folds
columbo completes it to 150
1Queens Up1 (Observer): bulsh
drome has 15 seconds left to act
cemfredmd: lol
drome folds
cracknKK calls 150
lightning36: lol
heffmike raises to 300
lightning36 folds
columbo raises to 450
cracknKK calls 300
heffmike raises to 600
columbo calls 150
cracknKK calls 150
*** 4TH STREET ***
Dealt to cracknKK [8h] [7d]
Dealt to heffmike [Ah As 2s] [Qc]
Dealt to columbo [Ad] [2d]
columbo bets 150
cracknKK has 15 seconds left to act
cracknKK calls 150
heffmike calls 111, and is all in
*** 5TH STREET ***
Dealt to cracknKK [8h 7d] [Js]
Dealt to heffmike [Ah As 2s Qc] [4h]
Dealt to columbo [Ad 2d] [Kd]
columbo bets 300
cracknKK calls 300
*** 6TH STREET ***
Dealt to cracknKK [8h 7d Js] [Qd]
Dealt to heffmike [Ah As 2s Qc 4h] [Jd]
Dealt to columbo [Ad 2d Kd] [2c]
columbo bets 298, and is all in
cracknKK calls 298
columbo shows [Ts Tc Ad 2d Kd 2c]
cracknKK shows [5s 9s 8h 7d Js Qd]
heffmike shows [Ah As 2s Qc 4h Jd]
*** 7TH STREET ***
Dealt to cracknKK [5s 9s 8h 7d Js Qd] [8d]
Dealt to heffmike [Ah As 2s Qc 4h Jd] [Td]
Dealt to columbo [Ts Tc Ad 2d Kd 2c] [Jc]
columbo shows [Ts Tc Ad 2d Kd 2c Jc] two pair, Tens and Twos
cracknKK shows [5s 9s 8h 7d Js Qd 8d] a pair of Eights
columbo wins the side pot (1,274) with two pair, Tens and Twos
heffmike shows [Ah As 2s Qc 4h Jd Td] a pair of Aces
columbo wins the main pot (2,358) with two pair, Tens and Twos
heffmike stands up
drome stands up
cracknKK stands up
pvanharibo stands up
lightning36 stands up
cemfredmd stands up
columbo stands up
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3,632 Main pot 2,358. Side pot 1,274. | Rake 0
Seat 2: drome folded on 3rd St.
Seat 3: cracknKK showed [5s 9s 8h 7d Js Qd 8d] and lost with a pair of Eights
Seat 4: heffmike showed [Ah As 2s Qc 4h Jd Td] and lost with a pair of Aces
Seat 5: pvanharibo folded on 3rd St.
Seat 6: lightning36 folded on 3rd St.
Seat 7: cemfredmd folded on 3rd St.
Seat 8: columbo showed [Ts Tc Ad 2d Kd 2c Jc] and won (3,632) with two pair, Tens and Twos

Not to mention I bother to play a $25 satellite for at PLO8 SCOOP event on Stars - 9 players, 2 seats - and bubble in third. Got shortstacked idiots reshoving AK97 and getting there on a Q52 flop. FML.

Normally I'm in a good mood. I played well this month. Not good enough, but well.

But I am not in a good mood at the moment.

So it's a new month tomorrow. Joy.